I'm Cassondra. Eighteen. College student.
eat spicy food while pregnant. your baby will become a fire mage. yes i am a doctor
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The thing about micro aggressions is that eventually you have enough of it
And you end up blowing up
And people look at you funny like ”why are you so angry its just spilled milk”
Ok but you always spilling milk on me tho
- Wet hair
- Comb through
- Separate at the part
- Draw a pentagram on the floor
- Perform blood sacrifice
- Offer up your soul to the devil
- Chant ancient Latin conjuration spell
- Summon Satan
- Ask Satan to braid your hair
You know what?
Screw you. I am done braiding people’s hair. Do you know how many braids I have done today?
And I don’t even get a “Hey Satan how’s it going your cloven hooves look fabulous today” it’s just “Braid it. Go.”
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