I slept a long time (I don’t remember when I fell asleep but I’m pretty sure I got somewhere between 8-10 hours), but now I’m tired and I don’t want to study. I want to sleep and be at Dolores.
@11 hours ago
#personal #so I'm going to dolores soon #and I'll probably end up napping there #I should stop by the tech first
why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
*sighs* because the ‘pee’ is silent
no because it’s dead
THAT HAPPENED 65 MILLION YEARS AGO
@13 hours ago with 103933 notes
how to stay warm in your freezing bedroom:
put on a comfy sweater
put a sweatshirt on over it
put leggings on
put sweatpants on over them
4 pairs of fuzzy socks
light your bed on fire
and a partridge in a pear tree
@13 hours ago with 72949 notes
"I am afraid of getting older. I am afraid of getting married. Spare me from cooking three meals a day—spare me from the relentless cage of routine and rote. I want to be free… I want, I want to think, to be omniscient."
@13 hours ago with 79214 notes
so today it snowed for the first time this year and ive naturally been online all day and didnt know so i went to take out the garbage in bare feet and stepped in an inch snow and i just yelled "what the fUCK" and i just heard my neighbour in his backyard go “oh my god she’s outside”
@13 hours ago with 196620 notes